my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
Another species to be added to the ever-growing tick-list:
Africa’s Western Black Rhino has been officially declared EXTINCT. Poaching and lack of conservation have led the subspecies of black rhino to extermination, while the Northern White Rhino is ‘teetering on the brink of extinction’.
Way to go, humanity.
what’s sad is hardly anyone fucking cares or wants to hear about it let alone talk about it
[tails voice] I will fucking destroy you
[weird Yoshi voice] who the hell let this kid in the olympics anyway
I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.
#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman
#it doesn’t have to be a snowman
Inclusive children go far.
Kids are too smart for this school crap.
If you rip my earphones out of my ears I’ll donate your organs.
Delete your history for once!
THIS POST IS DEFINITELY MY ENEMY
It suggested it to you, too, huh?
I was the girl who was on fire, only a bird could get much higher.
female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing
tina and amy’s faces omg
and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan
scarlett is so tired of this shit